just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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