Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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