strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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