Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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