No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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