What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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