you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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