So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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