is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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