How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think my tv is drunk
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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