Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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