i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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