If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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