They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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