quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
