question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Randomize
