AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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