I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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