Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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