I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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