Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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