You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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