You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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