Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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