I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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