no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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