is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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