How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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