I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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