Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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