So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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