I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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