i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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