I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize