Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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