I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it hurts more in the daytime
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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