i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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