Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dick very happy bro
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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