Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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