it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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