your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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