is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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