You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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