Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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