I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
