Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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