It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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