Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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