My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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