But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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