It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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