Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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