that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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