On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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