dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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