Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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