im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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